Hello 2015. A good year? An ugly year of ugly behaviour and 1999 graphics? Who knows. UGLY MALAYSIA welcomes u with open arms clad in silky green and purple batik.
What's your resolution? To be less angry at the govt because you can take matters in your own hands? To walk more in finding a bin for your waste paper, and realising roads are not a gigantic rubbish dump?
To quit smoking? Are you uncertain, because of confusing No Smoking signboards below, situated near an ashtray?
Welcome to Malaysiana!
Hello! Good morning Malaysia. Wake up, it's a chilled morning. Sparrows are chirping. Make yourself a delish Asian breakfast consisting of mostly carbs, sugar and oil.
If you prefer, eat outside, bistro style, just like in the picture. By cincai-parked vehicles. The sight is not too photogenic as you can see, road side food liddat I suppose in this part of the world.
Car lined avenues, not tree lined... A bed of motorcycles, no flowers in little concrete planters. No fancy awnings or 'quaint' café atmosphere beb. No tinkling piano music shit. Just simple, casual and a bit precarious – the fumes of vehicles and passive smoke. The smell of exasperation as drivers search desperately for a parking spot. Ala, double park only lor, leave your number on the dashboard.
Yes, we understand, very fast, fingers crossed: no polis saman, no car want to get out. Only 10 minutes to tapau RM7 siewyook rice, if the queue not that long. It used to be RM6.50 a week ago. I'll listen attentively, in case got honking...
Ugly Malaysia Day
is when Sabah/Sarawak
is represented smaller
in an overall map of Malaysia...
Highlighting the Peninsular...
For what reason ah???
Bukankah kito 1Malayshia!
(SABAH-SARAWAK, where one can find the true 'East Coast' of Malaysia, GUE MOHON MAAF OK?)
Scale project ni beso giler tapi ratio salah, betui tak! Dear readers, dun make this ratio mistake when you dasain your next pesta sukan poster ataupoon styrofom cutouts for the pink office wall... Janji yer... Ah...
Luv U.M.
This unfortunate instance was spotted recently by UGLY MALAYSIANA in the new Nu Sentral shopping mall.
You think we can proceed to wawasan lua poloh lua liddis?
See people smoking near anti smoking signs, smoking while walking in opis wear...
Not queuing, not queuing when the sign says 'Q', tak faham ko lu?
Then on the train everybody rushing in... Pushing each other, they scared of the long wait coz nobody wants to wait blindly for the next KTM coz there's no time table.
The cheap digital screens that should have been displaying information sudah dipadamkan, black black like the faces of commuters.
Only Najib's face plastered all over grinning, tagline about how the government wants only the very best for the rakyat, us. In the shadows coz the light bulbs are rosak.
Us, the people who don't want to drive because your roads are clogged up with ill planning and rude drivers who scream racist slurs even when they didn't see the asshole cutting their overpriced car.
And back in the train, nobody gives a damn about the old guy or the elderly woman coz they're fucking tired themselves, the signages to be a responsible citizen of Malaysia is not payed attention to. Nobody reads anyway.
No graciousness left isit? Why so selfish, Malaysians? Don't they, our authorities, see this happening? What's supposed to happen for 2020?
