Showing posts with label Festivals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Festivals. Show all posts

July 31, 2012

Not Lovely: Lagu Tema Merdeka / Propaganda BN song


O... 55th Merdeka song. 

Patriotik ah. Ask aunties to pose in 1Malaysia shop.
RM500 ang pao for poor people, oso in the slide show one... 

LIRIK/LYRICS BY: RAIS YATIM

(Got rap segment in the end also about da shop... 
MR RAIS YATIM, that one sound so western wor, you OK ah,
later our Eastern morals tak crumble ah....?
Oso some people say
macam Indonesian Christian song wor...
tak ori gitewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............................

Macam malam ikut siang
Macam bulan ikut matahari
1Malaysia terus berjuang
Janji Kita ditepati

Kata Kita dikota
Janji Kita ditepati
Hidup Rakyat Dibela
Masa Depan Diberkati
Janji sudah ditepati
Kini masa balas budi

(Chorus)
Janji siapa? Janji kita
Janji apa? Janji 1Malaysia
Janji siapa? Janji kita
Janji apa? Janji 1Malaysia

Ini janji kita BR1M 1Malaysia
Ini janji 1Malaysia
TR1M 1Malaysia
Kata kita dikota
Kini 1Malaysia
Janji kita ditepati
Kedai 1Malaysia

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POPULAR COMMENT ON THE YOUTUBE VIDEO:

Janji kita ditepati,Kedai 1Malaysia ??? APA KENA MENGENA DGN MERDEKA????
BUAT Je Lah kat Tv1 Tv2 Tv3 takpe la..
Lagi Tunjuk RM500 pasal apa? ada kaitan ke kalau bagi RM500
Berkaitan MERDEKA? aduh sakit kepala aku ? MOtif sebenar Lagu TEMA
(Hari Merdeka ke-55)....
Bolehkah anda semua nampak Yg berhormat TUNKU abdul Rahman kita Hanya muncul dlm Mata wang Riggit Malaysia sahaja... 3:08
manakala yg Di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Sultan Kedah hanya memuncul dlm video ini tidak lebih 2 saat ... 3:26

February 15, 2011

CHINESE NEW YEAR SPECIAL

 Gong xi ni, may you be prosperous, happy, fatt fatt, in good health. Health is wealth. You may be wealthy like the Laughing Buddha, even though Westerners may claim that having such a big fat-to-body ratio is not healthy. Would you let me rub your stomach? Perhaps after a good Tiger Beer, fizz rising up to the top of your stomach, developing into a jolly good burp?
 AOTEMAN, a pirated version of Ultraman.

Workers at a dim sum parlour in Seremban surreptitiously looking at their respective handphone screens during work hours... Notice the very ugly cool-white fluorescent lighting and the numerous hues of peach and pink... 


BEHOLD, ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE SAME PEACH PARLOUR:


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For Chinese homes, the following items are necessary:

 Ornate traditional furniture (coz you got da Chinese Pride beb, u lovin' da craft aspect of China) plus porcelain or ceramic images of wealth godz as display because this will attract positive virtues and money... money luck teleportation devices.

 A display with halogen downlights for highlighting alcohol (XO, etc) or Chinese Tea Collections, plus calligraphy and other Chinese stuff...

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2011 MAY YOUR YEAR BE LIKE THE LAST PHOTOGRAPH INSTEAD OF THIS ONE (ang pao from neighbours, very distant relatives I haven't seen for years, other married people who give RM2 as a 'token', cause they're following tradition, and maybe inside the packet there would consist of grumbling and sighs of reluctance too....... )
 (from more generous relatives:)