Guest Post oleh Madam Meraung Kesepian

Trikaseh adik manis MERAUNG KESEPIAN,

untuk gambar yang lazat dan enak2 belaka di atas.

Mamak ini (di mana ya?) has a rather interesting signboard

in three types of typefaces: 

1. SERIF

(middle, spelling out RESTORAN VARGINA)

2. SANS SERIF (bottom portion)

3. Arabic script (top portion)

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UGLY MALAYSIANA

BEING QUITE ANAL RETENTIVE

ABOUT TYPOGRAPHY,

SPOTTED A DESIGN FAUX PAS

IN THE SANS SERIF PORTION OF
THE SIGNAGE ABOVE.
THE PROBLEM IS

A TECHNICAL ONE:

INCORRECT KERNING. 

Yet another reason to avoid comic sans

Seksinya advertisement ini. Ketat, rapat, kemut, bergetah. 

Sentiasa gembira dengan hubungan intim dengan suami. Bagui.

Wah, begitu direct the copywriting. Vagina kembali dara.

Tak kisahlah even though the advertisement very tasteless and ugly, asalkan ada tongue sticking out suggestively can liao. 

Asalkan tudung blend into the gradient background can liao oso... RED IS FOR PASSIONZ.

Don't forget: use up to 5 fonts...... lebih xtra, lebih oomph kan? Insyaallah...

Spotted: Sex graphics at a protest

From Malaysiakini:

A group of Malay traders whose business was allegedly affected by the Bersih 3.0 rally today demanded the police to arrest the Bersih coalition co-chairperson Ambiga Sreenevasan so to prevent further chaos in the country.

COMMENT FROM UGLY MALAYSIANA:

Amboi, suka sangat insult other people not by means of intelligence, wit or facts, but with crass teenage insults pertaining to seks (very low class!). 


Yes, kissing scenes are banned, boobs are censored in magazines with black markers (or the page torn off completely), pro-LGBT acceptance speeches at the Oscars are cut off by ASTRO, yet it seems like 'sex' is the only thing on the minds of the Pro-BN/UMNO divide. 


So filthy kan? Subconsciously need to be 'Cleaned'? Nak dibersihkan ker? 


To the people who think they will shift voters by making fun of other parties in such childish ways, SHAME ON U.