Broken

Harap maaf, siaran tergendala. Be patient, immerse in your surrounds. Let us serve you, go into the invisible queue and take a number. Self service kiosks?  Being upgraded (it was much faster years ago). Downgrade, queue, order greasy brunch, enjoi: satu satu dua tiga kaunter tiga. "S'KIUZ", auntie with monogram beg shuffles through the crowd eager to get away from the country. A short form of EXCUSE ME". Harap maklum, trikaseh, I pi luar jap...

Selamat hari raya

It is with displeasure to announce that the author of this blog was a victim of not one, but TWO long delays as a result of shitty services offered by KTM BERHAD.

The photograph depicts a THUMBS DOWN from a disgruntled auntie, over a poster displayed in Sungkai, where people are stranded for close to 40 minutes bcoz takda elektrik on tren.....

The first time was a few days before Raya, stranded for couple of hours, without any reimbursement. Tak syokkkkkkk. End up missing another tren.... Aduh, tak effisyen. Nah, one more thumbs down from me personally, over KTM BERHAD's totally contradictory tagline of ONTIME EVERYTIME...

TERUK.

Uncool

BN'S MALAYSIAN SPRING

Free flowers for mothers in Penang... THANKS TATIANA FOR THE PIX.

Naughty PAKATAN RAKYAT?

USING PIX WITHOUT APPROVAL OR CONSENT

In an ugly BN banner in Putrajaya...

Begging

GE13 CONVERSATIONS

UGLY MALAYSIANA'S MOTHER HAS A COWORKER WHO IS PRO-BN.

THE COWORKER IS A MALAY GIRL IN HER 20s. SHE WEARS A HEAD SCARF AND HAS 2 KIDS. 

TOGETHER WITH HER HUSBAND, THEY MAKE BELOW RM2,000 PER MONTH. THEY OWN A MOTORCYCLE AND A LOW COST FLAT.

 OCASSIONALLY SHE VISITS UGLY MALAYSIANA'S MOTHER, BRINGING NATA DE COCO DESSERT AS BUAH TANGAN.

SHE DOES NOT EAT THE FRUITS MY MOTHER GIVES HER BECAUSE "THEY MAY BE CUT WITH A KNIFE THAT HAD BEEN IN CONTACT WITH PORK BEFORE".

THESE DAYS, SHE SCOLDS MY MOTHER FOR SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT NAJIB.

"U are an ungrateful person! they give you so much money and you treat them this way??"


AN UGLY MALAYSIANA CORRESPONDENT FROM USJ HAS THIS TO SAY:


Selina mok swee ching: responding out of fear lor . they see the opposition as 'kau see quan' (shit stirrer in canto) and will drag the country down but they don't see the country is dying slowly.

Selina mok swee ching: the opposition can make changes if they are not tied by the government. just takes time. but it's always darkest before the dawn lor but people cannot see it. they just want quick solutions.

small minded

extra rm500 is tempting when you earn so little

Good?

1. Amanda Chong Poh Kam sometimes has to go to a printer for work. 
2. The place is made up of Indian workers and other migrants from Indonesia, etc. 
3. Recently, Amanda spotted the above image of AH JIB KOR on the wall of the printer. 
4. UGLY MALAYSIANA urges you dear reader to scrutinise the handwriting on it.
5. DO U THINK 1MALAYSIA IS GOOD? 

BN THUGS COMING ATCHA

Spotted in Bandar Utama... PKR ad destroyed to the ground.

BN TRASHHHHH

Spotted in Bandar Utama.... Near illegally parked cars.

Rude

BARISAN NASIONAL TACTICS: Underwear mounted on bamboo.

Rebel

Priority

High tech mesin can scan thumb but kenot escape 80s RTM TEMAN SETIA ANDA aesthetic influence...

General Erections

Again?

WELCOME TO MALAYSIA: UGLY MALAYSIANA'S ELECTIONS COVERAGE

Hello again dear UGLY MALAYSIANA reader...

It's Elections Fever in Malaysia.

R U EXCITES?

We will post the following, leading up to polling day, etc:

1.

UGLY

POLITICAL BEHAVIOUR

2.

UGLY HEADLINES

IN NEWSPAPERS AND MEDIA

3.

UGLY CAMPAIGN POSTERS

AND PRINTED MATTER

4.

IMPORTANT NOTICES

FOR WHEN THINGS GET UGLY