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WELCOME TO MALAYSIA: UGLY MALAYSIANA'S ELECTIONS COVERAGE

Hello again dear UGLY MALAYSIANA reader...

It's Elections Fever in Malaysia.

R U EXCITES?

We will post the following, leading up to polling day, etc:

1.

UGLY

POLITICAL BEHAVIOUR

2.

UGLY HEADLINES

IN NEWSPAPERS AND MEDIA

3.

UGLY CAMPAIGN POSTERS

AND PRINTED MATTER

4.

IMPORTANT NOTICES

FOR WHEN THINGS GET UGLY

FAUX PAS UMNO. EH, BUKAN Parti Pas beb. FAUX PAS.

UMNO, UR BAD TYPESETTING

CAN CAUSE PAIN TO MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL U KNOW? 

TO THE DESIGNER OF THIS BANNER,

(or siapa2 kreatif direktor, or advertising exek, or boss ataupun orang kenamaan power yang konfirm rekaan grafikkk ini):

IF APPROACHED BY A DISTRAUGHT & NOT-AMUSED MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL,

SCREAMING:

"EH I WAN 2 KNOW,

WHO DID DIS 2 ME?

DIE LA MAI OWN PARTI OSO

DUN PRACTIS RESPEK 4 ME...

DIS IS NOGHT FUNNI...

WHO IZ RESPONSIBLE? STAND UP?"

CAN U PARDON YOURSELF BY EXPLAINING THAT U HAVE HORRIBLE LOGIK, NO SENSE OF INFORMATION HIERARCHY OR WORD PLACEMENT? 

CAN ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL BY SAYING:

"BOSS, I TAK PI KOLEJ DASAIN, I BUAT JER KAT ADOBI ILLUSTRATER........... 

PEASE FORGIVE ME, I TAK TAU YANG SENTENCE TU READ

SHAHRIZAT LEMBU...

PROGRAM KORBAN PERDANA...

"MANALAH I TAU, I X ADA DESIGN SKILLZ."

WILL SHE FORGIVE U?

WILL U STILL BE RETAINED N NOT FIRED

CAUSE MEBBE YOUR NEXT BANNER WILL BE XTRA RESPETFUL FOLLOWING SOME LOGIK?

ENTAH. Tuhan sajer yg tau beb..........................

COMMENT FROM MS LAINIE YEOH:

There is much to criticise about Shahrizat, and much to hold her accountable for. This kinda stuff though? This just kinda makes me a bit pissed off at everybody.
Because this kinda reminds me of Rosmah fat jokes. The idea that to strip a woman of power, all you need to do is reduce her dignity — I really dislike that.

PHOTOGRAPH COURTESY OF TONY PUA

Poster Filem dari Interlog Malaysia, bukannya Interlock ya...

Pilem terbaharu darik INTERLOG (bukan Interlock) Malaysia Sdn Bhd... 

Ewah, girl, cerah sakali ya skin kalar mu...  puteh berseri semacam tanktop mu. Ooo padan sakali dengan jam tangan boypren mu... 

Black on white... like the stripes on the boypren's shirt...  white on black.... so on and so forth. 

DON'T MISS IT BRO................

Note: The janggut got softer edge..... a sensitive touch from the designer of this banner.

Doctored photo

UGLY MALAYSIA's doctored image of a doctored image.

VERY UGLY BEHAVIOUR. 

HOPE UOLS NJOI YR WEEKEND.

Thank you Najib for cheap household items

Thank you Najib and Lim Kok Wing for the inspiring book. Yes, the nation is on his mind! People in his heart!

Najib is on my mind too when I use the 1Malaysia Toilet Paper. Kertas Najis...

Terima kasih banyak2 ya Ah Jib Kor sebab ada produk kertas najis berjenama RAKYAT.....................................................

Selamat Menyambut Hari Malaysia

Spotted in Brickfields. VERY LOVELY. Old uncle make one...

Definitely an addition to PRETTY MALAYSIANA.

Enjoy life in KL or Raub, or Sandakan, or Mantin. We are friends ya? Semua bersama, berganding bahu. 

Tak kira East or West Malaisie, tak kira Bangsar, Agama dan Budaya (LGBT ke lurus, ah, tidak apa!)... marilah make this country a livable space, without hate plz. Malaysia, u alls boleh tak?

Selamat Hari Merdeka kawan2 sekalian

EH GOVERNMENT, U VELI THE WISHY WASHY.

I MALAS NAK KOMEN DAH.

IMAGE ON TOP OF THIS POST IS

TAKEN FROM A FRIEND'S BLOG,

WHICH IS DELIGHTFULLY TITLED:

"COMIC-SANS".

Terima kasih daun mangga,

Harap Raya disambut dengan perasaan bangga.

SALAM MERDEKARAYA DARI KEAWAN2 DI UGLY MALAYSIANA.

Salam Ramadan

HOT PINK. MERAH JAMBU. DI ATAS BADAN GYM-TONE ADIK JAMBU? 

NAK PEGANG?

GO COMMANDO. THUMB-UP-GITEW.

POSA SEASON CIUM CIUM, 

DARI AH KIT.............. 

KAWAN ANDA YANG TERSAYANG..............

Picture above, from Adik Manis, Gadis Melayu Terakhir................................ trikaseh dik!!!!!!!!

It's da weekend...

 Hi boiz....... feeling loneli? Beautiful sad feeling hor....

Find luv den... be a pair...

If dun have luv, mebbe can find fwens... or udder no strings attached, heaty fun mebbe? studded. frens abc... asian born chinese? hemsem jugak ye....... 

(pictures taken from a Pasar Malam located in Petaling Jaya)

HV A GUD WEEKEND N BE FABULOSS BOIZZZZZZZZZZ...........................

LUV UGLY MALAYSIANA