Not Lovely: Lagu Tema Merdeka / Propaganda BN song

O... 55th Merdeka song. 

Patriotik ah. Ask aunties to pose in 1Malaysia shop.

RM500 ang pao for poor people, oso in the slide show one... 

LIRIK/LYRICS BY: RAIS YATIM

(Got rap segment in the end also about da shop... 
MR RAIS YATIM, that one sound so western wor, you OK ah,
later our Eastern morals tak crumble ah....?
Oso some people say
macam Indonesian Christian song wor...
tak ori gitewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............................

Macam malam ikut siang

Macam bulan ikut matahari

1Malaysia terus berjuang

Janji Kita ditepati

Kata Kita dikota

Janji Kita ditepati

Hidup Rakyat Dibela

Masa Depan Diberkati

Janji sudah ditepati

Kini masa balas budi

(Chorus)

Janji siapa? Janji kita

Janji apa? Janji 1Malaysia

Janji siapa? Janji kita

Janji apa? Janji 1Malaysia

Ini janji kita BR1M 1Malaysia

Ini janji 1Malaysia

TR1M 1Malaysia

Kata kita dikota

Kini 1Malaysia

Janji kita ditepati

Kedai 1Malaysia

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POPULAR COMMENT ON THE YOUTUBE VIDEO:

Janji kita ditepati,Kedai 1Malaysia ??? APA KENA MENGENA DGN MERDEKA????

BUAT Je Lah kat Tv1 Tv2 Tv3 takpe la..

Lagi Tunjuk RM500 pasal apa? ada kaitan ke kalau bagi RM500

Berkaitan MERDEKA? aduh sakit kepala aku ? MOtif sebenar Lagu TEMA

(Hari Merdeka ke-55)....

Bolehkah anda semua nampak Yg berhormat TUNKU abdul Rahman kita Hanya muncul dlm Mata wang Riggit Malaysia sahaja... 3:08

manakala yg Di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Sultan Kedah hanya memuncul dlm video ini tidak lebih 2 saat ... 3:26

VJ5611313 2 hours ago 19 

Guest Post oleh Madam Meraung Kesepian

Trikaseh adik manis MERAUNG KESEPIAN,

untuk gambar yang lazat dan enak2 belaka di atas.

Mamak ini (di mana ya?) has a rather interesting signboard

in three types of typefaces: 

1. SERIF

(middle, spelling out RESTORAN VARGINA)

2. SANS SERIF (bottom portion)

3. Arabic script (top portion)

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UGLY MALAYSIANA

BEING QUITE ANAL RETENTIVE

ABOUT TYPOGRAPHY,

SPOTTED A DESIGN FAUX PAS

IN THE SANS SERIF PORTION OF
THE SIGNAGE ABOVE.
THE PROBLEM IS

A TECHNICAL ONE:

INCORRECT KERNING. 

GUEST POST oleh Encik Tanah dari Taman Seputeh

(GUEST POST featuring Maskot Sukan Malaysia 2012)

Oleh: ENCIK TANAH

Sukan Menjana Perpaduan Gajah -Gajah. If you see the 'manusia gajah' mascots properly ha, actually Tahan is kicking Rajah ass and Puteh also wanna do the same to Teku. You can see fear in Teku's kawaiii eyes. I wonder what is their reationship and what's up with the violent behaviour :)

but Rajah is high on drug (see the face), that's why he/she happily celebrating his/her ass being kicked by Tahan. "boleh Tahan la" kata Rajah, yang kebal setelah memakan flora flora yang mempunyai nilai perubatan yang tinggi.

owh! they all in one family! Jadi keganasan rumah tangga dalam keluarga yang dysfunctional. (subliminal message is -don't dare to question us kid, the parent always right)

THE END

COMMENT FROM MS. SAKURA BLOSSOM:

i like that they made the father wearing pink tshirt instead of the mom,...hehe

RESPONSE FROM ENCIK TANAH: yeah, maybe because he is the closeted gay born in malay muslim family in the highly homophobic society somewhere in daerah Pekan, Pahang. That's why, sexually repressed individual caused the violent behaviour

Special Report: Logo Kemerdekaan Ke-55 LOL...

Source

Apa ni? 

LOVELY. A compilation Merdeka logos from Hussein Onn's reign (1976-1980), 

with the bulk of it being from the Mahathir-era (1981-2000)
and a little bit of Badawi (2007-2008 logos). 

Mostly endearing, sweet emblems of unity, progress. 

Pretty, graphical shapes, many symmetrical, building blocks of pride and patriotism. Nostalgic. 

Some are simple to construct, but in its simplicity, there is calculated precision. 

DID YOU KNOW: Adobe Illustrator did not exist in the 80s ya.

Makes the 'vintage logos' that much more special kan?

NAJIB'S REIGN, 2009

 EH EH APA NI?

Hanya nampak 1Malaysia logo for 3 years

(refer to above graphic, bottom right corner)

Najib Era, no creativity ke? Change tagline jer? Rakyat Sejahtera? Betul ke? 

Talk about progress tapi three years logo also never progress one? So same same... tak jelak?

See it on trains, on ugly diaper boxes, on TV, in post offices.... Familiarity breeds __________ ?

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OK... BEB:

2012 punya logo...

THIS HERE IS THE JEWEL OF NAJIB'S GOVERNMENT,

REPRESENTING MALAYSIA AS THE MODERN, EFFICIENT, 

FORWARD THINKING (but not so, sometimes) 

AND WORLD KELAS GITEW

nation that we think we are.

"MERDEKA 55 LOGO IS GROSS LOL"

But to many, this is a fugly work of design ya. There's a tutorial where you can 'throw this together' on your own (you do not need complex Illustrator formulas either). The fonts are the 'default computer' types. Assembled last minute by a secretary with MS Word kot? 

"MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE"—ANONYMOUS

It is embarrassing, shameful, and it shows how Najib's administration just probably doesn't care... rileks too much ke? How can anyone let this pass without professional consultation? Or the agency was paid tens of thousands but tasks were 'trickled down' until reach secretary level ke, the rest of the funds evaporated somewhere ah? 

Inspiration: Manila card noticeboards at governmental offices. 

Someone identified an "awek kakitangan kerajaan" as the 'culprit'. But the poor thing probably does not know a thing about typography or design (if you do, Ms Awek Kakitangan Kerajaan... SHAME ON YOU FOR DOING A BAD UGLY JOB. I thought our education veli high macam standard kat UK—so says our deputy PM?). SHAME ON YOU, PERSON-WHO-CONFIRM-THIS-FOR-PRESS-RELEASE also! 

UGLY MALAYSIA honestly wonders if AH JIB KOR is listening to our pleas for a better Merdeka logo. Stick to the phallic 1Malaysia symbol if you need to. This is an insult to Malaysian Design and its legacy, a disrespect towards the other designs in the Merdeka logo archives. 55th logo will stick out like a sore middle finger if placed together with all the rest. PM fears that next time no more chance to play play anymore with the logo so now go all out is it? We don't need this not-so-ironic anti-design being broadcasted 20 meters tall over that UMNO building and UGLYFYING JALAN KUCHING/JALAN IPOH/DAN JALAN2 LAIN. Traffic jams are already too much of an eyesore.
Ish ish ish... Apa dah jadik.......................................

Sekian, trikaseh daun keladi.

Harap dapat berjumpa lagi.

PS: REMEMBER THIS HUMILIATING EPISODE?

SPECIAL REPORT ABOUT THE VERY UGLY KLANG VALLEY MRT LOGO

Comparison between Singapore and Malaysia

SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE.

THE AUTHOR OF UGLY MALAYSIANA IS BUSY.

HE ALSO RECEIVED THE BELOW INSIGHT FROM

A SINGAPOREAN. LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE AFTER ALL,

TO SOME PEOPLE. 

UGLY SINGAPURA BENEATH THE POSH GLEAMS OF MODERNITY.

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singapore is consistently running to the front of the line to build these, then demolish it, then rebuilding it. you could hardly find any space without dust n noise from it. if u are not around to witness it say more than 3 months, then yeah u miss out on it quite abit. human wise... cant say much for them. i cant blame anyone or can i if i can locate them whos responsible to cultivate such bad attitude n expectation for life. my experience in KL 4yrs ago was a pleasent one. visited KL 4 times over 2mths back then. KLians very much eqquipped, easy going n friendly to friend n share thus from one party group u may end up to another more interesting n exciting n happening party neaby. here in spore is different too much kiss n tell.... on things not needed to know. n the good stuff are always not told n kept under blanket for themself.

Yet another reason to avoid comic sans

Seksinya advertisement ini. Ketat, rapat, kemut, bergetah. 

Sentiasa gembira dengan hubungan intim dengan suami. Bagui.

Wah, begitu direct the copywriting. Vagina kembali dara.

Tak kisahlah even though the advertisement very tasteless and ugly, asalkan ada tongue sticking out suggestively can liao. 

Asalkan tudung blend into the gradient background can liao oso... RED IS FOR PASSIONZ.

Don't forget: use up to 5 fonts...... lebih xtra, lebih oomph kan? Insyaallah...

Good news at last

MPSJ staff remove 

illegal stickers and posters

Get massage den later can go eat bean sprout chicken rice

YET ANOTHER KOTA DAMANSARA POST.

(the scene does not look appetising, does it?)

DO U WANT 2 B GREASY WITH D'TOUCH MASSAGE OIL,

OR GREASY WITH BEAN SPROUT CHICKEN RICE OIL?

CHANCES ARE, THE MASSEUR AND THE CHICKEN RICE CHEF

WOULD PROBABLY BE AN IMMIGRANT.

S/HE WOULD GET PAID VERY LITTLE (BUT PERHAPS A BIT MORE THAN THE MALAYSIAN MINIMUM WAGE OF RM700).

S/HE WOULDN'T HAVE VERY GOOD STANDARDS OF LIVING, ARE VICTIMS OF CORRUPTION, ARE CONSTANTLY HARASSED, AND ARE UNHAPPY.

THUS IN TURN, THEY PRODUCE 

SHITTY HAWKER FOOD, 

VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE HAWKER FOOD STANDARDS

THAT SOME MALAYSIANS

ARE SO USED TO, 

AND SO WE BITCH ABOUT THEM, AND IT NEVER ENDS.

It's da weekend again, be safe

Malaysia safest country in Southeast Asia, 19th in the world - Latuk Seri Hishammudin Tun Hussein

Trikaseh kepada 

GUEST CONTRIBUTOR TERKENAL, MS. DILL MALIK.

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COMMENT BY UGLY MALAYSIANA:

DO U FEEL SAFE walking alone around badly maintained 'sidewalks' in Cheras trying to reach a STAR LRT STATION that seems kilometers away as you pass by seedy commuters trying to sell you things or borrow money, or when you're taking in the midnight air in your neighbourhood lake gardens (in other words, cruising perhaps), or as you walk to work in the morning when the sun is just coming up, clutching an office bag tightly because of all the stories from friends and coworkers about 'ragut' and snatch thieves. 

DO U FEEL SAFE at the mamak in Ampang leaving your iFon 4S on the table to your friends' disapproval, or your LV PURSE terkepit at your sweaty armpits as you brave hundreds of others for kangkung and peha ayam at your favourite Pasar Malam?  

DO U FEEL SAFE having a laptop in your car as you rush out to buy a Chatime because you've heard so many laptop thefts from people in your life — how they left it in the car for 10 minutes and it's gone, and these real stories from everyone you know, have happened, and how crime is really real, and how we're all paranoid and have a huge distrust towards strangers of another race, how it's a really real problem, and now a minister tells us we're the safest country in South East Asia based on an index... and you know their reality is skewed because they have bodyguards everywhere, and they never take public transport, and never have to walk alone on dingy alleys to get home from work...

Is da weekend... spend your sens sensibly...

Wah look at these Malaysian 

and Euro coins. So similar...  

It's great that the Malaysian sens now celebrate the existence of indigenous tribes by featuring their ethnic motifs and weaves. 

But look at the parallel lines on the Euro coins, a motif designed by a Belgian man in 1996, with 12 tiny dots on the edges to denote the 12 countries that originally adopted the currency. In the Malaysian sens, eh, got similar design ah for 14 states/federal territories.

Siapa yang design ni? Siapa yang meluluskan? Katak di bawah tempurung ke? Tak malu ah, begitu dekat sekali corak dengan Euro punya... 

Takperlah asalkan duit ni x haram, blh pakai...