UMNO, UR BAD TYPESETTING
CAN CAUSE PAIN TO MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL U KNOW?
TO THE DESIGNER OF THIS BANNER,
(or siapa2 kreatif direktor, or advertising exek, or boss ataupun orang kenamaan power yang konfirm rekaan grafikkk ini):
IF APPROACHED BY A DISTRAUGHT & NOT-AMUSED MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL,
SCREAMING:
"EH I WAN 2 KNOW,
WHO DID DIS 2 ME?
DIE LA MAI OWN PARTI OSO
DUN PRACTIS RESPEK 4 ME...
DIS IS NOGHT FUNNI...
WHO IZ RESPONSIBLE? STAND UP?"
CAN U PARDON YOURSELF BY EXPLAINING THAT U HAVE HORRIBLE LOGIK, NO SENSE OF INFORMATION HIERARCHY OR WORD PLACEMENT?
CAN ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL BY SAYING:
"BOSS, I TAK PI KOLEJ DASAIN, I BUAT JER KAT ADOBI ILLUSTRATER...........
PEASE FORGIVE ME, I TAK TAU YANG SENTENCE TU READ
SHAHRIZAT LEMBU...
PROGRAM KORBAN PERDANA...
"MANALAH I TAU, I X ADA DESIGN SKILLZ."
WILL SHE FORGIVE U?
WILL U STILL BE RETAINED N NOT FIRED
CAUSE MEBBE YOUR NEXT BANNER WILL BE XTRA RESPETFUL FOLLOWING SOME LOGIK?
ENTAH. Tuhan sajer yg tau beb..........................
COMMENT FROM MS LAINIE YEOH:
There is much to criticise about Shahrizat, and much to hold her accountable for. This kinda stuff though? This just kinda makes me a bit pissed off at everybody.
Because this kinda reminds me of Rosmah fat jokes. The idea that to strip a woman of power, all you need to do is reduce her dignity — I really dislike that.
PHOTOGRAPH COURTESY OF TONY PUA
