May 30, 2011

APARTMENT BLOCKS: A COMPARISON


An unfair comparison between two apartment blocks.
One in Bandar Kinrara, Puchong (taken by my crappy handphone camera)
and the other in Sweden somewhere lah. Snazzy photo.

Which would you prefer to live in?

Rustic chaos + character
VS
Clean modern lines + Sterile Singaporean look
(which can be a character in itself kan?)

Spotted in Taman Tun Dr Ismail: Depressing flowers

MASKING TAPE SIGNAGE.

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QUESTION: THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY POTTED STRUCTURES FOR PLANTS. WHY DO MALAYSIANS WANT TO EVEN THROW RUBBISH ON SOMETHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A RUBBISH BIN. IT HAS FLOWERS LINING THE TOP.

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE: NOBODY BOTHERS READING IN MALAYSIA IS IT? 

IT IS ALREADY CLEAR THAT THIS IS NOT A RUBBISH BIN.

BUT PEOPLE CANNOT FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS LIKE "DI LARANG MEMBUANG SAMPAH" WRITTEN LARGELY ON MARKER PEN IS IT?

OR ARE THEY DOING IT OUT OF SPITE? BECAUSE MALAYSIANS ARE SPITEFUL MISFITS AH? TAU PUN NAK BUAT JUGAK.

Depressing.

May 18, 2011

LENG ZAI EMAIL

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Hi lengzai, come and visit this blog, a fansite for Malaysian lengzais ^.^

http://natehillgb.blogspot.com/

this blog is a FAN SITE and is not meant to discuss anything political or discuss the personal lives of the lengzais being featured. it will only talk about positive things and is meant for the appreciation of male internal and external beauty.

the lengzais will remain anonymous (even if you know then personally), their names and personal details will not be revealed. the blog is also not intended to invade their privacy, for if they object to being featured, the post will be pulled down immediately.

This blog will feature the who's who in the malaysian lengzai scene, latest news, lengzai tips and anything related to the lengzai world^.^

so come and support our malaysian lengzais and make this world a more beautiful place! who knows one day you can be featured ~ Thx for the support! Share the blog around among fellow lengzais, for this blog will be made private for invited readers only soon! long live malaysian lengzais~ 
 
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May 17, 2011

RANT FROM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER FRIEND ABOUT THE STAGNANT MINDS OF MALAYSIAN PUBLISHERS

then i say, why must always use stock?

then they say they tried illustration before and the bosses didn't like them cos they looked 'childish'

i've heard a lot of people comment that illustrated treatment can look childish
but look at japan
so many illustrated stuff
and not just 1 style
here, they're afraid to take chances
and they're always maintaining the status quo..
oh, it won't work with our audience
it's crap lor
if publishers don't take chances, the audience will never accept anything that's different
the quality is always stagnant
cannot grow
one vicious cycle
publishers don't have guts, audience swallow crap and crap sells
and because crap sells, publishers won't take chances
how to advance?
how to grow with 'soft skill'???
this is an epidemic in malaysia lor
so many publishers in this country are just feeding the problem

RUN FROM HATE, RUN FROM PREJUDICE, RUN FROM PESSIMISTS.


Pasar-malam-esque shirt found in Carrefour Subang Jaya. Enriching message for many Malaysian teenagers, if not for the last few lines...

DON'T YOU EVER RUN TOO LATE FROM PESSIMISM, PREJUDICES AND HATE. 

- - - PSA - - -
FRIENDLY QUESTION TO YOUNG READERS OF UGLY MALAYSIANA,

HAVE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE YET? 

YOU HAVE IZIT?

YOU CAN THEN CHECK YOUR STATUS ON THIS VERY UGLY BUT VERY USEFUL GOVERNMENT WEBSITE.

ANOTHER GUEST POST BY DILL MALIK WITH CAPTIONS BY UGLY MALAYSIANA

Gadis yang 'berattitude' semestinya ada limbs yang slim dan langsing bagaikan kaki belalang ANOREXIA. 

CURLZ ON TOP, TIMES BELOW YO......

Pleasant PREGGERZ CAUCASZN mannequins acting as white guardian angels to two AZN MAMAs.

Note how they are so far in front of the radioactive globes disappearing behind them into a hazy 50% opacity oblivion............................ 

Swirls of green vapour behind them, or did the camera capture PREGR AZN MAMA pheromones or aura ah?

I WOULD LOVE FOR A MALE CUSTOMER TO ENTER SHABU ONE STEAMBOAT BUFFET IN A MINISKIRT DESIGNED IN A WAY WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR GENITALS BLINDFOLDED BY A SLIGHT PIECE OF WINE-RED VELOUR.

GUEST POST BY MS. DILL MALIK

"purple, green, red. EYEW BUTA COLOUR KE"

May 04, 2011

THE INFAMOUS ARCO AND THE FAMOUS CELINE DION IN YET ANOTHER DUET

Celine Dion seen here with fu kwa min (CANTONESE FOR BITTERGOURD FACE -- A PHRASE TO DENOTE A SOUR EXPRESSION)... turning away from the arch of the fake Arco (top left), which to some people, resembles a human-like gesture of immense longing and sadness, like a love-sick head hung low...

PICTURE TAKEN IN A MALL.

May 02, 2011

REPORT FROM HOME DEC 2011 KLCC CONVENTION CENTRE

 CELINE DION POINTS OUT A FAKE ARCO

THIS JACUZZI EMITS KENNY G, FOR RELAXATION. 
 YOU CAN IMAGINE YOURSELF AS AN RTM2 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (CIRCA 1997) AS TURBO WATER JET STREAMS MASSAGE YOUR LUMBAR SPINE... (this picture actually taken from PERFECT LIVIN')