May 22, 2012

Get massage den later can go eat bean sprout chicken rice


YET ANOTHER KOTA DAMANSARA POST.
(the scene does not look appetising, does it?)

DO U WANT 2 B GREASY WITH D'TOUCH MASSAGE OIL,

OR GREASY WITH BEAN SPROUT CHICKEN RICE OIL?

CHANCES ARE, THE MASSEUR AND THE CHICKEN RICE CHEF
WOULD PROBABLY BE AN IMMIGRANT.

S/HE WOULD GET PAID VERY LITTLE (BUT PERHAPS A BIT MORE THAN THE MALAYSIAN MINIMUM WAGE OF RM700).


THUS IN TURN, THEY PRODUCE 
SHITTY HAWKER FOOD
VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE HAWKER FOOD STANDARDS
THAT SOME MALAYSIANS
ARE SO USED TO, 
AND SO WE BITCH ABOUT THEM, AND IT NEVER ENDS.

May 18, 2012

It's da weekend again, be safe


Malaysia safest country in Southeast Asia, 19th in the world - Latuk Seri Hishammudin Tun Hussein

Trikaseh kepada 
GUEST CONTRIBUTOR TERKENAL, MS. DILL MALIK.

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COMMENT BY UGLY MALAYSIANA:

DO U FEEL SAFE walking alone around badly maintained 'sidewalks' in Cheras trying to reach a STAR LRT STATION that seems kilometers away as you pass by seedy commuters trying to sell you things or borrow money, or when you're taking in the midnight air in your neighbourhood lake gardens (in other words, cruising perhaps), or as you walk to work in the morning when the sun is just coming up, clutching an office bag tightly because of all the stories from friends and coworkers about 'ragut' and snatch thieves. 

DO U FEEL SAFE at the mamak in Ampang leaving your iFon 4S on the table to your friends' disapproval, or your LV PURSE terkepit at your sweaty armpits as you brave hundreds of others for kangkung and peha ayam at your favourite Pasar Malam?  

DO U FEEL SAFE having a laptop in your car as you rush out to buy a Chatime because you've heard so many laptop thefts from people in your life — how they left it in the car for 10 minutes and it's gone, and these real stories from everyone you know, have happened, and how crime is really real, and how we're all paranoid and have a huge distrust towards strangers of another race, how it's a really real problem, and now a minister tells us we're the safest country in South East Asia based on an index... and you know their reality is skewed because they have bodyguards everywhere, and they never take public transport, and never have to walk alone on dingy alleys to get home from work...

May 12, 2012

Is da weekend... spend your sens sensibly...

Wah look at these Malaysian 
and Euro coins. So similar...  

It's great that the Malaysian sens now celebrate the existence of indigenous tribes by featuring their ethnic motifs and weaves. 

But look at the parallel lines on the Euro coins, a motif designed by a Belgian man in 1996, with 12 tiny dots on the edges to denote the 12 countries that originally adopted the currency. In the Malaysian sens, eh, got similar design ah for 14 states/federal territories.

Siapa yang design ni? Siapa yang meluluskan? Katak di bawah tempurung ke? Tak malu ah, begitu dekat sekali corak dengan Euro punya... 

Takperlah asalkan duit ni x haram, blh pakai...

May 10, 2012

More Ugly Behaviour

A "peaceful demonstration"

As noted in the New Straits Times... 
(wow they love burning pictures of her, 
just like at the 'peaceful' Anti-LGBT rally in Serdang some weeks ago). 

"We condemn Ambiga's action, which has become the source of disunity among the people in the country now. She is also a supporter of the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender) group."


UGLY MALAYSIA sees a big disconnect in the above statement. 
Want to strip her off their citizenship izit? Balik Cina, Balik India again? So what if she supports HUMAN RIGHTS? Who is making all the fuss about disunity, if not for UMNO and the likes of PERKASA (see next picture). Hypocrites. She is fighting for a better Malaysia, for you, dear haterz. That includes you, the closeted gay haterz too. BTW, Obama is a supporter too.


How extremely rude! 

To Najib (or Rosmah?), why have you not arrested these angry fools? Aren't they inciting racial hatred? Perkasa Penang, you are culturally insensitive! Why can mock others but others cannot mock you? To Malaysian UGLY MALAYSIANA readers, do you want your country to be run by angry people protesting about trivial matters?       


A "burger protest" against Bersih

In front of Ambiga's house. These people said they suffered huge losses wor but as many Bersih 3.0 participants pointed out, the restaurants/shops/stalls that were opened had "roaring business". Your loss, poor 1Malaysia burger makers... and your loss too for not making much business selling them greasy saturated fatty patties in this upmarket neighbourhood.  

May 05, 2012

Spotted: Sex graphics at a protest


A group of Malay traders whose business was allegedly affected by the Bersih 3.0 rally today demanded the police to arrest the Bersih coalition co-chairperson Ambiga Sreenevasan so to prevent further chaos in the country.

COMMENT FROM UGLY MALAYSIANA:

Amboi, suka sangat insult other people not by means of intelligence, wit or facts, but with crass teenage insults pertaining to seks (very low class!). 


Yes, kissing scenes are banned, boobs are censored in magazines with black markers (or the page torn off completely), pro-LGBT acceptance speeches at the Oscars are cut off by ASTRO, yet it seems like 'sex' is the only thing on the minds of the Pro-BN/UMNO divide. 


So filthy kan? Subconsciously need to be 'Cleaned'? Nak dibersihkan ker? 


To the people who think they will shift voters by making fun of other parties in such childish ways, SHAME ON U.