Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts

September 07, 2014

Poetry session

POETRY SESSION BY UGLY MALAYSIANA
BASED ON THE THEME OF "HOPE". 



I HOPE


WE HV MORE RESPECT LESS ASS ATTACK


WE ONLY WANT 1 (MALAISE)


LUV, FROM MY PINK LABBIT HEART



— COLLABORATIVE FASHION POETRY —
by the authors:
BN Colour POLO shirt, feathery blouse, typo blouse, cutie comic sans T.
 

August 03, 2012

It's da weekend...

 Hi boiz....... feeling loneli? Beautiful sad feeling hor....

Find luv den... be a pair...

If dun have luv, mebbe can find fwens... or udder no strings attached, heaty fun mebbe? studded. frens abc... asian born chinese? hemsem jugak ye....... 
(pictures taken from a Pasar Malam located in Petaling Jaya)

HV A GUD WEEKEND N BE FABULOSS BOIZZZZZZZZZZ...........................

LUV UGLY MALAYSIANA

February 20, 2012

Pasar Pagi Fashion Wisdom

 SPOTTED: TEEN WISDOM IN A MARKET IN RAWANG.

 
PRETTY GIRLS LIKE THE DELICIOUS APPLE

 I AM THE REASON WHY BOYS GO WILD

LIFE IS EASY WHEN YOURE GOOD LOOKING LIKE ME

September 25, 2011

Sungai Wang x Prada

 下圖是普拉达的彩色松糕鞋,上圖為吉隆坡最潮聖地金河廣場某店架上的山寨版    可惜,可憐“山寨”好像沒有提升金河潮人的品位,俗語說“爛泥扶不上壁”----給他個AAA等級的山寨沒用

NOTE:
THIS POST IS IN CHINESE,
WRITTEN BY A 
NEW UGLY MALAYSIANA 
CONTRIBUTING EDITOR, 
AS A TRIBUTE TO
MAINLAND CHINA RIP-OFFS
THAT MALAYSIANS
SO UTTERLY LOVE...*

* NO NID SPEND RM6,000 (QUARTER-YEAR'S WORTH OF SALARY OF THE AVERAGE MALAYSIAN) ON YOUR SPRING SUMMER 2011 CONCEPTUALLY IRONIC DESIGNER BROGUES — THANK YOU MAINLAND CHINA FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE FABULOZLY FASHION FORWARD LIKE THE PEOPLE ON THE SARTORIALIST OR IN TOMMY TON'S PHOTOS WHO SEEM LIKE THEY HAVE A LOT MORE BUYING POWER.



IN CASE YOU DO NOT READ CHINESE,
OR IF YOU ARE CHINESE BUT ARE A BANANAFIED ONE,

A TRANSLATION:
The following figure is colored Prada platform shoes, the picture shows the influx of Kuala Lumpur's most sacred Sungei Wang Plaza store shelves of a cottage Unfortunately, the poor "cottage" does not seem to enhance the gold grade of the river tide, saying that "Rotary mud "---- him on the wall is not a AAA-rated cottage useless

September 10, 2011

The BRIGHT future of Malaysian fesyen



A "funki" dress with red+white paneling on the bust, blue straps, with some cheap cotton lace stitched on the princess line, all finished with a puffy printed bubble skirt
made by a fesyen-desai student from I**C (well u know, the 'historical' one)

She loves fashion magazines and often get her 'inspiration' there.

This 'funki' dress made my laughter of the weekend.

Thanks

May 17, 2011

RUN FROM HATE, RUN FROM PREJUDICE, RUN FROM PESSIMISTS.


Pasar-malam-esque shirt found in Carrefour Subang Jaya. Enriching message for many Malaysian teenagers, if not for the last few lines...

DON'T YOU EVER RUN TOO LATE FROM PESSIMISM, PREJUDICES AND HATE. 

- - - PSA - - -
FRIENDLY QUESTION TO YOUNG READERS OF UGLY MALAYSIANA,

HAVE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE YET? 

YOU HAVE IZIT?

YOU CAN THEN CHECK YOUR STATUS ON THIS VERY UGLY BUT VERY USEFUL GOVERNMENT WEBSITE.

April 28, 2011

FLASHING ADVERTISEMENT IN MALAYSIAKINI


SCARY!
HALF-INSECT WING;
HALF-FAERY-TEARDROP, JEWEL ENCRUSTED CLAWS.

Swishing it up is it?

March 29, 2011

GLAMOUR... IS FABULOUS AND DELICIOUS!

Times New Roman used wrongly. (But can Times New Roman ever be used RIGHT? MAYBE!)

Why on earth does "Avant Garde" Malaysian fashion/styling have to be so hideously AH LIAN syok sendiri wannabe-different-DIY? These local fashion people claim to be inspired by McQueen or Gareth Pugh but this to me is more McCringe or Gareth Puke lor...

NOTE PLEASE REFER TO THE ROMAN COLUMNS AT THE BACK, HOW APPROPRIATELY BAD TASTE OF THEM TO INCLUDE THEM AS A BACKDROP.

  (Photo taken from some hair/fashion magazine —
while waiting for a doctor in a clinic in Damansara Uptown)

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INTERESTING COMMENT ALERT

"This collection is to enhance the Gothic darkness that exudes from the mind of the designer, bowers of flowers, green leaves seemed to have been plucked from the heart of darkness. An impeccable wardrobe for a modern woman to whom “classic” is anathema and even the most crazy creation can hae that spice of cool. A torch seems to pass down by the likes of McQueen and la Pugh in this strong yet focus collection."


-- from a commenter by the name of InsideOut.
Thank you for the rather serious but lovely review!

March 16, 2011

MARCH FASHION SPECIAL

DISCLAIMER: Probably the designs below are not Malaysian designs anyway but they are such a part of our urban environment. 

You see them in Pasar Malams, Times Square Bukit Bintang stalls, on housewives and teenagers, in certain dance clubs, or perhaps in bed hanging loosely and comfortably on your loved one's body. 

They are affordable, a bit gaudy, a bit incorrect, and also most importantly —very accessible and fun! The author of UGLY MALAYSIANA proposes to have a Pasar Malam Fashion Theme party soon. 

Irony is the new black!

Welcome! Don't touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Features a neurotic Carebear.

My The Star Fashion Girl. For fashion editors at the MCA-owned local daily, The Star?

STO WHAT DO VOU THTNK RYWTE AROUND THE STORYWTEEOK.

(NOTE: The above face closely resembles a certain St Martin's College graduate of immense height and boob-size — for an Asian Gal. So sensually proportioned to the extent that a presumably gay magazine editor called her "DAMN SEXY" lor. But unbeknownst to my friend who heard that piece of information at that time, the aforementioned editor is actually straight — he actually thinks the St Martin's Graduate is "DAMN SEXY". Forgive my friend — her gaydar is still in its infant stages...)

The susceptible pedophilia may find this pink lace-trimmed number rather alluring. Just look at all the unintentional sexual connotations. This is the most ghastly out of the lot. Not for Gothic Lolitas, this is too cheerful. Lolita Fantasy?

"love me"? "red banana"?

January 05, 2011

Musical Illusion

As far as I know, cats don't like things touching (much less covering) their ears! No wonder got that unhappy face... Plus those cat paws look as if it does not belong to our Sulking Feline Friend. To me, it looks like our Sulking Feline Friend is perched on top of maybe a cartoon dog's head!

Depressing Tshirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder what the Musical Illusion is! Maybe it's that Nottinghill song by "Ronan Keating" which is played very often in all major department stores nationwide.

October 26, 2010

Beck Hansen print on a tanktop

This is my neighbour's gate. Stainless steel (I think) – a popular termite-free option for house fixtures. What caught my eye is the familiar facial features of a Western singer I greatly enjoy in my SPM-days (ten years ago) — the face of Beck printed on the surface of a tanktop! Is my neighbour a fan!? Can we begin trading B-sides?!