Spotted: Sex graphics at a protest

From Malaysiakini:

A group of Malay traders whose business was allegedly affected by the Bersih 3.0 rally today demanded the police to arrest the Bersih coalition co-chairperson Ambiga Sreenevasan so to prevent further chaos in the country.

COMMENT FROM UGLY MALAYSIANA:

Amboi, suka sangat insult other people not by means of intelligence, wit or facts, but with crass teenage insults pertaining to seks (very low class!). 


Yes, kissing scenes are banned, boobs are censored in magazines with black markers (or the page torn off completely), pro-LGBT acceptance speeches at the Oscars are cut off by ASTRO, yet it seems like 'sex' is the only thing on the minds of the Pro-BN/UMNO divide. 


So filthy kan? Subconsciously need to be 'Cleaned'? Nak dibersihkan ker? 


To the people who think they will shift voters by making fun of other parties in such childish ways, SHAME ON U.

Bunting at a chic Bangsar gymnasium is not very posh

Amboi, banyoknyo "white space". Kecik pulak Times Nu Roman tu... 

Chi Gym? Apo ni? Ada Melayu Gym? (read fine print: ALL ARE WELCOME). Ah, inclusivenya... eh ni... ada merah dan puteh. Macam DAP skit kan? Tapi huruf "a" tu ada macam accent macam produk kat IKEA tuh. Mestilah sphegetti dgan Swedish meatballs ni...

Dedicated to my semi-adopted cat, Polat, who is no longer by my side

THE CURVE BE GONE

ANOTHER GUEST POST BY DILL MALIK WITH CAPTIONS BY UGLY MALAYSIANA

Gadis yang 'berattitude' semestinya ada limbs yang slim dan langsing bagaikan kaki belalang ANOREXIA. 

CURLZ ON TOP, TIMES BELOW YO......

Pleasant PREGGERZ CAUCASZN mannequins acting as white guardian angels to two AZN MAMAs.

Note how they are so far in front of the radioactive globes disappearing behind them into a hazy 50% opacity oblivion............................ 

Swirls of green vapour behind them, or did the camera capture PREGR AZN MAMA pheromones or aura ah?

I WOULD LOVE FOR A MALE CUSTOMER TO ENTER SHABU ONE STEAMBOAT BUFFET IN A MINISKIRT DESIGNED IN A WAY WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR GENITALS BLINDFOLDED BY A SLIGHT PIECE OF WINE-RED VELOUR.

Overdue Hari Raya Bazaar pos

Popia Jati Nadia with "feminine flourishes", next to a friend who does not adhere to socially constructed norms of how a girl is supposed to look~*~*~*

Kan elok kalau ni bersebelahan kelab dan restoran "Marketplace"? (Nota: Golongan songsang yang hanya akan tau "insider joke" ini...)

Hari Raya Surprise for the Pink-fan girl sleeping soundly... :(

"Mak OK jer..." — ;) + Feminine flourishes.

 You Tiup Soya!

LEARN CHRISTIAN MUSIC

The above picture is part of the SINGAPURA section of the website.

Yes, Singapore! First World country and always the only few Asian cities to make it on the Monocle Quality of Life Index, you also have the standard Quite Ugly Bunting Designs featuring the not-classic-like-Futura IKEA font: Verdana Bold!

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Spot the Difference

LOOK AT THE ABOVE AND COMPARE THE BELOW:

THE VERY SIMILAR FONT IS MYRIAD PRO BOLD (the rather standard font Apple uses for their printed/online titlings). 

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? BARELY ANY.

(but I'm sure you know which one is more discriminated against!)

FUDGE ZONE WAFFLE STALL

COUNT HOW MANY PHOTOSHOP EFFECTS THERE ARE IN THE ABOVE PHOTO. This is called Free-Spirited Design!

 

The author in comfortable clothes for an express bus, giving a thumbs-up in advance to the rather lonesome FUDGE ZONE establishment located somewhere along the North-South Highway. He was very happy with his purchase of the chocolate/butter waffle, even though it was a tad soggy. But he blames the soggyness on it (the waffle) being in the plastic bag for a tad too long! Photographed by famous Malaysian artist [NAME RETRACTED].

Transgender

A shop selling 'trans-orient' cheongsams in One Utama displayed this rather misleading bunting. Is the model a success story for sex reassignment surgery (SRS)?

A bit like "Tranz" jewelry by Poh Kong ya, but that's for another day.