Harap maaf, siaran tergendala. Be patient, immerse in your surrounds. Let us serve you, go into the invisible queue and take a number. Self service kiosks? Being upgraded (it was much faster years ago). Downgrade, queue, order greasy brunch, enjoi: satu satu dua tiga kaunter tiga. "S'KIUZ", auntie with monogram beg shuffles through the crowd eager to get away from the country. A short form of EXCUSE ME". Harap maklum, trikaseh, I pi luar jap...
September 30, 2013
August 10, 2013
It is with displeasure to announce that the author of this blog was a victim of not one, but TWO long delays as a result of shitty services offered by KTM BERHAD.
The photograph depicts a THUMBS DOWN from a disgruntled auntie, over a poster displayed in Sungkai, where people are stranded for close to 40 minutes bcoz takda elektrik on tren.....
The first time was a few days before Raya, stranded for couple of hours, without any reimbursement. Tak syokkkkkkk. End up missing another tren.... Aduh, tak effisyen. Nah, one more thumbs down from me personally, over KTM BERHAD's totally contradictory tagline of ONTIME EVERYTIME...
May 04, 2013
May 02, 2013
April 29, 2013
April 25, 2013
April 23, 2013
OCASSIONALLY SHE VISITS UGLY MALAYSIANA'S MOTHER, BRINGING NATA DE COCO DESSERT AS BUAH TANGAN.
SHE DOES NOT EAT THE FRUITS MY MOTHER GIVES HER BECAUSE "THEY MAY BE CUT WITH A KNIFE THAT HAD BEEN IN CONTACT WITH PORK BEFORE".
THESE DAYS, SHE SCOLDS MY MOTHER FOR SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT NAJIB.
"U are an ungrateful person! they give you so much money and you treat them this way??"
AN UGLY MALAYSIANA CORRESPONDENT FROM USJ HAS THIS TO SAY:
Selina mok swee ching: responding out of fear lor . they see the opposition as 'kau see quan' (shit stirrer in canto) and will drag the country down but they don't see the country is dying slowly.
Selina mok swee ching: the opposition can make changes if they are not tied by the government. just takes time. but it's always darkest before the dawn lor but people cannot see it. they just want quick solutions.
extra rm500 is tempting when you earn so little
- Amanda Chong Poh Kam sometimes has to go to a printer for work.
- The place is made up of Indian workers and other migrants from Indonesia, etc.
- Recently, Amanda spotted the above image of AH JIB KOR on the wall of the printer.
- UGLY MALAYSIANA urges you dear reader to scrutinise the handwriting on it.
- DO U THINK 1MALAYSIA IS GOOD?