October 30, 2012

FAUX PAS UMNO. EH, BUKAN Parti Pas beb. FAUX PAS.


UMNO, UR BAD TYPESETTING
CAN CAUSE PAIN TO MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL U KNOW? 

TO THE DESIGNER OF THIS BANNER,
(or siapa2 kreatif direktor, or advertising exek, or boss ataupun orang kenamaan power yang konfirm rekaan grafikkk ini):

IF APPROACHED BY A DISTRAUGHT & NOT-AMUSED MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL,
SCREAMING:
"EH I WAN 2 KNOW,
WHO DID DIS 2 ME?
DIE LA MAI OWN PARTI OSO
DUN PRACTIS RESPEK 4 ME...
DIS IS NOGHT FUNNI...
WHO IZ RESPONSIBLE? STAND UP?"

CAN U PARDON YOURSELF BY EXPLAINING THAT U HAVE HORRIBLE LOGIK, NO SENSE OF INFORMATION HIERARCHY OR WORD PLACEMENT? 

CAN ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF MS. SHAHRIZAT JALIL BY SAYING:

"BOSS, I TAK PI KOLEJ DASAIN, I BUAT JER KAT ADOBI ILLUSTRATER........... 

PEASE FORGIVE ME, I TAK TAU YANG SENTENCE TU READ

SHAHRIZAT LEMBU...
PROGRAM KORBAN PERDANA...

"MANALAH I TAU, I X ADA DESIGN SKILLZ."


WILL SHE FORGIVE U?

WILL U STILL BE RETAINED N NOT FIRED
CAUSE MEBBE YOUR NEXT BANNER WILL BE XTRA RESPETFUL FOLLOWING SOME LOGIK?

ENTAH. Tuhan sajer yg tau beb..........................




COMMENT FROM MS LAINIE YEOH:

There is much to criticise about Shahrizat, and much to hold her accountable for. This kinda stuff though? This just kinda makes me a bit pissed off at everybody.
Because this kinda reminds me of Rosmah fat jokes. The idea that to strip a woman of power, all you need to do is reduce her dignity — I really dislike that.



PHOTOGRAPH COURTESY OF TONY PUA

October 22, 2012

Poster Filem dari Interlog Malaysia, bukannya Interlock ya...

Pilem terbaharu darik INTERLOG (bukan Interlock) Malaysia Sdn Bhd... 
Ewah, girl, cerah sakali ya skin kalar mu...  puteh berseri semacam tanktop mu. Ooo padan sakali dengan jam tangan boypren mu... 

Black on white... like the stripes on the boypren's shirt...  white on black.... so on and so forth. 

DON'T MISS IT BRO................


Note: The janggut got softer edge..... a sensitive touch from the designer of this banner.