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UGLY MALAYSIA's doctored image of a doctored image.

VERY UGLY BEHAVIOUR. 

HOPE UOLS NJOI YR WEEKEND.

Selamat Hari Merdeka kawan2 sekalian

EH GOVERNMENT, U VELI THE WISHY WASHY.

I MALAS NAK KOMEN DAH.

IMAGE ON TOP OF THIS POST IS

TAKEN FROM A FRIEND'S BLOG,

WHICH IS DELIGHTFULLY TITLED:

"COMIC-SANS".

Terima kasih daun mangga,

Harap Raya disambut dengan perasaan bangga.

SALAM MERDEKARAYA DARI KEAWAN2 DI UGLY MALAYSIANA.

GUEST POST by the pretty Ms Lar Kee Lim

"a prime piece of real estate in bangsar, with someone's fantasy castle. it's near bsc and it's very very tasteful! complete with spires, turrets and mostly in mud brown. um umh!"

Bizarre Sculpture

Taking leisurely drives in a MADE IN MALAYSIAN CAR around a random neighbourhood (with cookie cutter terraced units) can often allow oneself to stumble upon many "CEKIK DARAH" visual elements:

1) Turquoise polycarbonate roofs that make it seem like your porch is underwater — CHECK;

2) Massive stainless steel auto-gates with "ONG/PROSPERITY/LILLIAN TOO-INFLUENCED" feng shui symbols so robbers and neighbours know you are/aspiring to be TOWKAY RICHE — CHECK;

3) A non-working three-tier ornate fountain made in plaster with a dog clinging on the edge... — 

UM, APA NI????? Mak sedih tengok ahnjing begitew beku sekali, and only 1, x dlm 1 pair semacam fountain kat Itali yg feature 2 kuda ke apehentah binatang yg memancut air dari bibir... Skulptor ini lebeh mendatangkan imaj 'emo' bagaikan suatu foto yg dipamerkan oleh ahli fotografi sensasi Juergen Teller yang bertajuk: "Frozen dead dog, Czechoslovakia" yg beliau ambik pabila tahun 1990...

 Uncanny kan? Tengok paw dia...
Put your paw's up little monsters, boleh?

REPORT FROM HOME DEC 2011 KLCC CONVENTION CENTRE

 CELINE DION POINTS OUT A FAKE ARCO

THIS JACUZZI EMITS KENNY G, FOR RELAXATION. 

 YOU CAN IMAGINE YOURSELF AS AN RTM2 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (CIRCA 1997) AS TURBO WATER JET STREAMS MASSAGE YOUR LUMBAR SPINE... (this picture actually taken from PERFECT LIVIN')

A description of a house by a rich Chinese man.

Excerpts:

It displays vastness of full height windows & has view of magnificent greenery besides the condo unit.

It is my Dream Home as it is a truly well crafted lifestyle masterpiece that reflects the fruits of my success, style & taste. / …signals that I have achieved certain goals in Life. / …embraces my soul in enriching blissful moments with my family of six, with living space that exudes openness & freedom.

(Picture shall not be posted, but just picture a rather ostentatious multi-million ringgit condominium that looks like a very expensive karaoke bar)