Guest Post: SLIM TIM

DARI PUAN BERNAMA "Meraung Kesepian"

Conversations on Ugly Malaysiana

FRIEND the airport tarmac ground crew in japan are so efficient and polite

  they wave at the plane as it moves down the runway and bow when we leave

  so weird!

  they remind of those lego figurines with square heads

  very efficient

3:59 PM then when i'm back at lcct, i saw a ground crew spit on the tarmac and some other guy playing with his psp behind some camera

  so tidak ape

4:00 PM UGLY MALAYSIANA: hate all that lor... :(

4:01 PM FRIEND: yeah

  and the airasia staff also not polite

4:02 PM the airstewards can be rude

 UGLY MALAYSIANA: like 'tak syok wanna serve u' ?

 FRIEND: yeah

  or, ugh hurry up la

4:03 PM on the way to japan, an air-stewardess didn't even bother giving me the disembarkation card just cos she assumed i was japanese

  i even asked for it

  and she gave me the 'duty to declare' form in japanese, that's it

 UGLY MALAYSIANA: how obnoxious..

4:04 PM haha japanese gurl..

 FRIEND: i said, i want the disembarkation form

  then she said OHHH

  no sorry

4:05 PM UGLY MALAYSIANA: 8(

Dirty minded post

 Two tops and a bottom, at the bottom, naturally...

 Abangku tersayang...

 Bleeding edge. Sakit mak!

 

Tak senonoh! 

Pictures taken in a department store; unabashedly, the toy section too!

Slutty ceramics

For when you want your home to look like D'Boss KTV... But make sure you have your Merc parked right outside. A highly recommended colour tint for your German vehicle: champagne.

Juxtaposition

Pasar Malam Taman Paramount.

Muscle Mary

RE: A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.