Conversations on Ugly Malaysiana

FRIEND the airport tarmac ground crew in japan are so efficient and polite

  they wave at the plane as it moves down the runway and bow when we leave

  so weird!

  they remind of those lego figurines with square heads

  very efficient

3:59 PM then when i'm back at lcct, i saw a ground crew spit on the tarmac and some other guy playing with his psp behind some camera

  so tidak ape

4:00 PM UGLY MALAYSIANA: hate all that lor... :(

4:01 PM FRIEND: yeah

  and the airasia staff also not polite

4:02 PM the airstewards can be rude

 UGLY MALAYSIANA: like 'tak syok wanna serve u' ?

 FRIEND: yeah

  or, ugh hurry up la

4:03 PM on the way to japan, an air-stewardess didn't even bother giving me the disembarkation card just cos she assumed i was japanese

  i even asked for it

  and she gave me the 'duty to declare' form in japanese, that's it

 UGLY MALAYSIANA: how obnoxious..

4:04 PM haha japanese gurl..

 FRIEND: i said, i want the disembarkation form

  then she said OHHH

  no sorry

4:05 PM UGLY MALAYSIANA: 8(

Dirty minded post

 Two tops and a bottom, at the bottom, naturally...

 Abangku tersayang...

 Bleeding edge. Sakit mak!

 

Tak senonoh! 

Pictures taken in a department store; unabashedly, the toy section too!

Slutty ceramics

For when you want your home to look like D'Boss KTV... But make sure you have your Merc parked right outside. A highly recommended colour tint for your German vehicle: champagne.

Juxtaposition

Pasar Malam Taman Paramount.

Muscle Mary

RE: A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.

Sungai Wang x Prada

 下圖是普拉达的彩色松糕鞋，上圖為吉隆坡最潮聖地金河廣場某店架上的山寨版    可惜，可憐“山寨”好像沒有提升金河潮人的品位，俗語說“爛泥扶不上壁”----給他個AAA等級的山寨沒用

NOTE:

THIS POST IS IN CHINESE,

WRITTEN BY A 

NEW UGLY MALAYSIANA 

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR, 

MS. TATIANA SLUTOSKI, 

AS A TRIBUTE TO
MAINLAND CHINA RIP-OFFS

THAT MALAYSIANS
SO UTTERLY LOVE...*

* NO NID SPEND RM6,000 (QUARTER-YEAR'S WORTH OF SALARY OF THE AVERAGE MALAYSIAN) ON YOUR SPRING SUMMER 2011 CONCEPTUALLY IRONIC DESIGNER BROGUES — THANK YOU MAINLAND CHINA FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE FABULOZLY FASHION FORWARD LIKE THE PEOPLE ON THE SARTORIALIST OR IN TOMMY TON'S PHOTOS WHO SEEM LIKE THEY HAVE A LOT MORE BUYING POWER.

IN CASE YOU DO NOT READ CHINESE,

OR IF YOU ARE CHINESE BUT ARE A BANANAFIED ONE,

A TRANSLATION:

The following figure is colored Prada platform shoes, the picture shows the influx of Kuala Lumpur's most sacred Sungei Wang Plaza store shelves of a cottage Unfortunately, the poor "cottage" does not seem to enhance the gold grade of the river tide, saying that "Rotary mud "---- him on the wall is not a AAA-rated cottage useless

Obscenely inelegant pollard

Apa ni? 

It seems that a team of not-so-smart horticulturalists/urban de-planners have decided to provide an unfortunately unprofessional pollard* towards this unfortunate Lagerstroemia speciosa specimen, located in the Middle Class compounds of Bandar Utama 4, where the author of UGLY MALAYSIA is currently residing**.

According to landscape architect Ng Sek San:

"Pollarding is a temperate climate practise.....to clear the trees to allow for more winter light to reach the ground.  this is tropical malaysia n we dont need any more sunlight to reach the ground...it is fucking hot enough already....pollarding has got no place here as far as i am concern"

This TRULY UGLY practice happens all the time in Subang Jaya SS13. The angsanas would take half a year for their leaves and branches to grow out and resemble a tree (less like some strange multiple-armed creature holding pom-poms...). 

Heartbreaking sight...

 ATTENTION DBKL/MPSJ/MPPJ 

PLEASE LEARN SOME GOOD THINGS
FROM SINGAPORE:

  

Photo from Ng Sek San, of Angsana Trees being pollarded "properly", near a HDB.

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*POLLARD  Verb: Cut off the top and branches of (a tree) to encourage new growth at the top. / 

Noun: A tree whose top and branches have been cut off for this reason.

**[ROOM RENTAL RM325 EXCL. STREAMYX AND UTILITIES,

IN BANDAR UTAMA WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE TO IKEA 

SO YOU CAN GET THE 99 SEN BREAKFAST WITHOUT 

THE MORNING STRESS OF HAVING TO DRIVE.

.

LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED 

BECAUSE THE TASTEFULLY WHITE-WASHED ROOM 

WILL SOON BE VACANT.]

GUEST POST by the pretty Ms Lar Kee Lim

"a prime piece of real estate in bangsar, with someone's fantasy castle. it's near bsc and it's very very tasteful! complete with spires, turrets and mostly in mud brown. um umh!"

A guide to 'huat chai'

I have no idea what people call this 'book'. It's like a reference book when you want to try your luck in 4d, 3d, toto, e.t.c.

(middle) You have like past years results for all the winning numbers, by year and dates. See,it's really informative huh

(right) Each little column of pictures comes with different numbers. Usually when people had dreams or see something happen (for example, car accident). Then you can seek for the objects/situations in this section. They have really wide range of compilations, from penis...to something like "go to the beach".

The BRIGHT future of Malaysian fesyen

A "funki" dress with red+white paneling on the bust, blue straps, with some cheap cotton lace stitched on the princess line, all finished with a puffy printed bubble skirt
made by a fesyen-desai student from I**C (well u know, the 'historical' one)

She loves fashion magazines and often get her 'inspiration' there.

This 'funki' dress made my laughter of the weekend.

Thanks